With apologies to natives of Hartlepool, who must be
heartily sick of the tale…
The
Fishermen Hung the Monkey, Oh!
During the Napoleonic Wars the sole
survivor of a wrecked French ship – an innocent monkey – was supposedly washed ashore at Hartlepool. He was promptly hung by the local fishermen
for fear of him being a spy. The story
was captured in song by Tyneside artist Ned Corvan in the 1860s. Many versions of the song prevail – here is
one.
In former times ‘mid war an’ strife,
When French invasion threaten’d life,
An’ all was arm’d up te the knife,
The fishermen hung the monkey, Oh!
The fishermen wi’ courage high,
They seiz’d the monkey for a spy,
Hang him, says yen; says another, he’ll
die,
They did, an’ they hung the monkey, oh!
They tried ivery means to myek him
speak,
They tortured the monkey tiv he loud did
squeak,
Say yen that’s French, another it’s
Greek,
For the fishermen they got drunkey,
oh!
He’s all ower hair sum cheps did cry,
E’en up te summic cut and sly,
Wiv a cod’s head then they closed an
eye,
Afore they hung the monkey, oh!
Some the monkey’s fate they did
bewail,
For all the speechless pug had his tail
(tale),
He’d be better off i’ Durham jail,
For the monkey wis tornin’
funkey, oh!
They said he myed sum curose mugs,
When they shaved his heed an’ cut off his
lugs,
Sayin’ that’s the game for French
humbugs,
Afore they hung the monkey, oh!
Hammer his ribs the thunnerin’ thief,
Pummel his pyet weel wi’ yor neef,
He’s landed there for nobbit grief,
He’s aud Napoleon’s unkey, oh!
Thus to the monkey all hands behaved,
Cut off his whiskers one chep raved,
Another bawled oot he’s niver been
shaved,
So they commenc’d to scrape the monkey, oh!
They put him on a gridiron hot,
The monkey then quite lively got,
He rowl’d his eyes tiv a’ the lot,
For the monkey agyen turned funkey,
oh!
Then a fisherman up te monkey goes,
Saying hang him at yence, an’ end his
woes,
But the monkey flew at him and bit off his
nose,
An’ that raised the poor man’s monkey, oh!
Now let us hope that iver at sea,
We’ll still maintain sovereignty,
May France and England
lang agree,
An’ niver at each other git funkey,
oh!
As regards poor Pug, aa’ve had me say,
His times they’ve past for mony a day,
But in Hartlepool noo, thoo’ll hear them say:
Whe hung the monkey, oh?
[Note:
Nobbit - nothing but; funkey -
in a passion]
The fame of the Hartlepool monkey was spread
nationwide by Hartlepool Rovers’ rugby team who, during the 1890s, adopted a
stuffed monkey as a mascot and hung it from the crossbar before each match.